Welcome to the Exhibition

Fastforward to two thousand and thirty dirty thirty pabst blue ribbon college cribin is twenty years behind me remind me confide in me again the way you used to abuse my sensibilities because I was mad for you sad for you and now a grad for you I would do anything the funny thing is a ring does not define you but confine you to another so you prefer I call you lover than wife all my life I've been begging dredging hedging my bets I'd find someone like you two peas in a pod of whales sings us the most beautiful song it's all wrong you know that dress always turned me on again off again are you kidding sinning is what we did best man I expect to have to choose loosing you was something I never could have imagined managed to break my heart don't start with me you knew I felt flat on my face lace and pillow talk are far behind us now how did we get here sneers and jeers I'll shed no tears you're not the girl I fell in love with yes I'm covetous I want you to be mine fine tinsel and twine Christmas has come and I've lost you cost you everything you ever wanted I'm daunted by the task of moving on pawn the ring I bought for a queen I'm careening there's no weaning me off of love hate consecrate your marriage to another your druthers left me in a gutter my heart flutters every time I see a picture of you a dinner for two the hullabaloo is over red rover red rover let Jenny come rum is what I need to feed no starve my inhibitions welcome to the exhibition of Jacob at his finest